Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Ketchup is God's man juice
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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