If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Randomize
