he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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