so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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