We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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