p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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