We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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