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I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?

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(207): I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend? http://tfl.nu/xxqb

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(757): View more from Virginia

Come on the kid is gayer than me

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Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt

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(757): Come on the kid is gayer than me (757): Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt http://tfl.nu/ov34

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I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.

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(334): I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around. http://tfl.nu/tfd4

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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.

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(215): i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history. http://tfl.nu/28mn

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(989): View more from Michigan

I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day

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(989): I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day http://tfl.nu/4uqd

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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.

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(347): He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for. http://tfl.nu/v3jd

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(303): View more from Colorado

I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away

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(303): I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away http://tfl.nu/qpjo

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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion

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(406): I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion http://tfl.nu/tw2a

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.

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(403): were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found. http://tfl.nu/pucp

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(330): View more from Ohio

You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.

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(330): You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test. http://tfl.nu/znwq

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(443): View more from Maryland

THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.

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(443): THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED. http://tfl.nu/dr1s

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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.

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(612): I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise. http://tfl.nu/awbv

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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.

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(952): Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead. http://tfl.nu/k34x

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(954): View more from Florida

i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future

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(954): i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future http://tfl.nu/c3ju

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool

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The pool is covered.....

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Like that would stop me.

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(781): Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool (1-781): The pool is covered..... (781): Like that would stop me. http://tfl.nu/tch5

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