Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.