I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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