Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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