There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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