Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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