What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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