maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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