Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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