I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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