so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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