Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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