i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
