She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
its not stalking. its research.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
