I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book