I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.