i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.