I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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