the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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