it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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