The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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