weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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