How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
whose parrot is this?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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