how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize