when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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