i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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