I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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