so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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