why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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