The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I intend to get homeless drunk
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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