Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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