don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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