is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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