somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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