Only a mothe r could love this liver
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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