we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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