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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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