butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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