There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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