just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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