hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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