SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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