so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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