Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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