Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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