no. you can't hotbox the world.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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