she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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