let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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