ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
All the doctor said was why
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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